Soft, worn-in cotton that carries a little humor and a whole lot of mood. This garment-dyed tee features a playful duck illustration mid-stride, clutching a coffee and the headline “Off to Regulate Emotions.” The colors are gently muted by the dye process, giving the art a cozy, vintage feel that sits naturally on the chest. The relaxed fit and heavier weight make it feel lived-in from day one — great for slow mornings, park strolls, or lounging with a warm mug. It pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or an oversized cardigan when you want to keep the vibe casual and honest. The message lands like a knowing grin: self-aware, a little dramatic, and entirely human.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability - Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
